Sunday, March 04, 2007

Densha wo notte iru no....

Took local and 2 express trains all the way to Nozawa, Nagano. Took about 6 hours there, and 7 hours back. Took a new book, finished half of it. Took a notebook, and wrote most of the things that have been in my head lately. Took 218 pictures of my trip. Took a shower once I came home, and am now taking in a few posts before bed.

Nozawa, Nagano is a beauuuuuuuiful little town about an hour by train from Nagano-shi (city). I highly recommend it to anyone who wants to explore Nagano prefecture and traditional Japan. Arial view of the city from a gondola.First and foremost, this is a town of onsens. Most are FREE. Here's one where the building is made of wood.Here are some people enjoying a foot bath.You will see many people walking around in after-bathing clothes while strutting their traditional wooden bathroom shoes. Gotta have a picture of lanterns right?Nagano is famous for the following things: Skiing, onsens, soba, hiking, Man, apples and Nozawa. Above, is soba. God it's delicious, peeps from home, I order YOU to order IT next time you go to a Japanese restaurant. Man (pronounced the way you'd imagine Schwartzenegger to say it) are these tennis ball sized things made of doughy bread stuffed with various fillings either sweet, meaty, or soy sauce flavored veggies. They were everywhere and kept in these stacked steaming crates of wood. I didn't like them so much until I met kabocha-cheesu man. Yummy. Ya man, so man.
This is just hideous. The Katakana says mekishikan sando (Mexican sandwich, I'm guessing.) Another example of how Japanese make everything freakin' strange.



These are pickled Nozawa, named after the town they came from...or vice versa, depending on yr logic. It's similar to celery. They are probably cousins and should not marry.


Snowboarding and My Sharona

A bunch of the Stonewall girls and one boy took their hineys over to Nagano for some high-class ski-resorting, onsening, ramen-ing, and karaoke-ing.


During karaoke, Hitomi turned to me and said "I never realized this song was so dirty". I thought about it for a moment and agreed. To be honest, I hadn't even noticed this song had any real lyrics at all. But now I am curious....who is this Sharona, and where she be at, foo?

Below is Hitomi.MY SHARONA lyrics....................
Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one. When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run. Gun it comin' off the line SharonaNever gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touchof the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh. Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona.Keeping it a mystery gets to meRunning down the length of my thighs, SharonaNever gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touchof the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...When you gonna give it to me, give it to me. It is just a matter of time SharonaIs it just destiny, destiny? Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharona?Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touchof the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...Here's a picture of Helen, Gracie, and Rachael singing to something rad......


Karaoke night with the ladies and 3 gents proved to be quite fun. I sung alot of songs that I hadn't met in quite awhile...Namely, John Melloncamp, Blur, Debbie Gibson, Elton John, Tiffany, Madonna and the Knack. But thanx to these kids, I was re-acquainted.

Karaoke is great fun!

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Snowboarding for Beginners

Second time snowboarding. This time a Stonewall event.


I went just before New Years in Hakuba, but definitely liked these Nozawa slopes better. They have really chill green beginner courses with low grades. Great for a scaredy cat like myself.
So far, I have accomplished getting up, going, turning right and left, and braking in the backwards position. I am still trying to master braking while facing forward. I fell on my ass withing seconds on every attempt so far.
I realized that I will never learn to go faster if I'm always throwing myself on the ground everytime I get scared. So on one attempt, I told myself that no matter how fast and scary it gets, that I cannot purposely fall. So I did, was terrified, went the fastest I gone thus far, tumbled about 2-3 X's-snowboard actin' like a pinwheel, ate up a mouthful of snow (which tasted good because I hadn't realized how thirsty I was), and slammed my head on the floor. It didn't really hurt at the moment, but I'm in quite a bit of pain now--my neck especially. After that fall, I decided to go back to taking things slow, and that my fear tolerance for increasing speed will just have to get better with time. Many things in this life cannot be rushed.
I'm working on accepting that.
Check out these views of the gondola rides to the top of the slopes.
The girls before take off.Me and my board.Almost ready.My hero.
A man in drag.
His sexy crew.A reaffirmation to my claim that it's never to late to begin something that you've always wanted to do. And this picture showing that it's never too early, either.
Just a cutie pie.
Post Script
As a beginner, you spend a lot of time on yr ass. Being on yr ass means you become an obstacle for other skiers coming down. Some (guys especially) enjoy the obstacle and like to change their trajectory toward me, then avoid me at the last minute. Scares the shit out of me, which results in my yells like "what the fuck!?!" or "fuckers!" I can't get too mad though, because that often happens when I'm in a hurry and sometimes cut it too close around old people on my bike.

The Irony of her Name



By the end of WW2, the U.S. had stolen control of the Marshall Islands from the Japanese (who had stolen control from Germany at the end of WW1).

By the mid 50's, the Cold War had surpassed the melting point many times over. The way to remain at the top of the food chain had changed. You no longer have to be the biggest fish in the sea. In this new atomic age, all you needed was to have the biggest and scariest net.

In order to weave this net of super-duper power, you must find a small, as-far-away-from-your-home-and-children place to test your means of controlling the world, while keeping your eye on the other corner.

The Marshall Islands has an area just below 70 sq. miles. Over the span of 12 years, 67 nuclear tests were conducted, including "Castle Bravo" which was 100 times the power of the bomb dropped on Hiroshima.

(Next week, I will be heading to Hiroshima, visiting the peace park, atomic bomb dome, museums...blah blah blah........bars. So hopefully after I write about that, it will put this Bravo bomb in perspective.)
Please imagine the horrendous poisoning of this little section of the world due to our insatiable curiousity and fears.
67 tests.
Okay, I'll stop.

So then, finally, approaching what we call the end of the Cold War (though ended it has not) in the mid to late 80's, the U.S. gives control of the island back to the inhabitants.
Ahhhh, how sweet.

My point? I'm getting to it.

About 4 train stops from my town is a small fishing village called Yaizu. In 1954, a fishing ship left port and headed down to the Southeast waters. The 第五福竜丸, or Lucky Dragon, is the name of this fishing ship.

According to Wikipedia's version of the story, the ship was beyond the warned boundaries that the U.S. had sent out. Considering the secrecy and paranoia of the military in those days (oh ya, and these days too) it's hard to believe exactly what kind of warning was issued, if any at all.

Anyway, not the point.

The point is, is that these fisherman immediately fell ill due to the radioactive fallout. They turned their ship back to Japan, and arrived back in Yaizu 2 weeks later.

Last Thursday, was the 53rd anniversary of the day these men suffered this tragedy. As a memorial, people in the this town visit the grave of the captain, Kuboyama Aikichi. And a bunch of anti-war/nuclear weapons symposiums occur.

On that Thursday, there was a small group meeting where the author of a new poetry storybook on the incident, Arthur Binard, spoke about his experiences in researching the incident, through interviews, readings, and translating the documents and procedings between the victims. Focusing primarily on the relations between the Japanese government and the U.S, he wrote a poetry composition depicting the occurences that followed the U.S.'s deployment of "Castle Bravo".
His book is called ここが家だ―ベン・シャーンの第五福竜丸 .

His book was just published in Sept. 30, 2006, in Japanese only. When asked if he was planning on translating it to English and have it published in the U.S., as he is an American who has lived in Japan for 16 years, he said that he is waiting to hear from publishers.

Though his speech was given in Japanese, as the majority of the audience were Japanese peace advocates, my friend, Kate, helped me understand some of the especially interesting points of his speech.

He spoke about how things made, especially expensive things like weapons, are made with a purpose of use. That while being prepared is the excuse, putting to use is the fuse.

Binard also grazed the surface of how the U.S. has had terms and phrases in use for decades, things like "War on Communism, War on Drugs, War on Terrorism" used as the justification of continuing to produce these weapons. His voice grew especially emphatic when stressing that "these weapons are STILL being made. Right now." He also mentioned how the overuse of the everyday phrases "War on this, War on that" has desensitized people from even considering what war really is.

Wanting to know more about the history from the point of view that isn't skewed by U.S. military cover-ups, Kate asked him to speak more on the U.S.'s response on these incidents. Binard answered that in his interviews with the survivors and relatives of the crew, that they did not contact help or make any radio calls because they were afraid of being captured. It was not until once back and safe in Japan, when this news went public.

It was then that the U.S. government denied its occurence and delegated them as communists. It wasn't until years later, that the military files were de-classified and a public apology was given to Japan, and its victims, along with 2 million dollars.

Close to the end of his speech, when asked what his advice is to educators (as most of the audience were teachers) in order keep this fight to preserve belief in Section 9 among the next generation, he answered with a quote by Ernest Hemingway "to develop a built-in shit detector." As I am unfamiliar with the context of the Hemingway quote, I only have my intelligence to guide me to its meaning. I believe that he was encouraging educators to focus on teaching their students to learn the ability to question authority figures. That teachers must strive to keep their minds open to any opposing sides of arguments. And that only this example will be able to teach followers to be able to detect any and all bullshit that should come their way. As bullshit is everywhere, in everything we see and read, but one must be able to push against the wall of fallacies that we are all faced with.

I liked this guy. His influence, along with the desire for peace is what spurred me to attempt to read, understand and translate his message of peace that he is trying to convey in his book.

It is beautifully written, with wonderful illustrations. I will now give you an introduction as to what it has to say. I am slightly worried about copyright infringements, but whatever.............no one too important and asshole-ish reads my blogs anyway. So here is a brief introduction to his book. Please Enjoy.

ここ が 家だ by Arthur Binard

Preface
I am not Jouzu at Japanese. I've only been in Japan for 8 months, and so I ain't no professional, aiiight? But saying that, here is a brief introduction to a the book. Also, I'm not trying to mess with copyrights or whatever....I'm just wanting to show you something that was very interesting to me. Perhaps you might share these interests.

A man built a house to live in.


Here in Yaizu, Japan both the town and the houses are full.




Where the tuna always swim, things that don't stop. The house of the tuna, a scattered sea.


Once the ships leave the harbor, man and tuna, the same.


The ocean of the north, south, east and west, connecting everyone. Here are the wide doors between worlds. (In this part, in japanese, the ocean names rhyme. It sounds nice when a Japanese speaker reads it to you. )
While the fishermen think at the front of the ship, the tuna nap. Are the tuna tuna swimming around the world now?
On January 22nd, 1954, on a splendid ship called DaigoFuku Maru, the Lucky Dragon, a group of 23 fisherman from Yaizu left for the sea. Family waved goodbye, already beginning to wish for the safe return of these 23.


The ship was everyone's home. Eating meals, sleeping, singing songs, and even sneezing together on the rocking waves. From Japan, the Lucky Dragon sailed east, then south, then again to the south about 4000 Km, passing an island called Midway.


On Feb. 7th, they began fishing for tuna. They put many sharp hooks on a rope to toss into the heavy fog of the sea. When the tuna bite, everyone becomes busy with the catch--pulling very hard. There were 100 kilos of tuna.

Somewhere in the Midway Sea, tuna could not be found. The waves were rough and part of the rope was breaking. They were headed further south toward the Marshall Islands, southwest about 2000 km away. On Feb. 27th, the Lucky Dragon wandered into the Marshall Island Sea just like a school of tuna. With little time for sleep, they rose to extend the rope a bit longer.
And then on March 1st at the brink of dawn........


Here is where I will stop. If you're interested in the rest of the story, buy the book.

Friday, March 02, 2007

Mayhem

A girl at two, sharing hue, who couldn't be enough for you
and at four, couldn't share, or even make a pair for you
at three, she's just a breeze
with whom your mom only would just compare
and at five, she's just alive
as are you, just like a honey hive

Then at six,
sees every bit

with no one in the shade
to share all the honey made.

Is Japanese Hard?

飲み物 a 人 this buy probably should you, questions these both to responses 同じ the share you if. 新幹線 or, tickets express limited reserved 買います, "go just" rather you would, Week Golden during 京都 to travel booking were you if. 2) Younger were you when travel overseas/snowboard/ski you did? 1)
:Are this of sense good a you give can that questions two. Life in fundamentals similar share or/and, compatible are 私 and 人 this if wonder I. More know wanna and curious I'm. "Person this 好き I, hey"--Yourself to wonder might you, new someone 合う you when.


Can you read this? Do you understand this? This is what Japanese is like.

The characters I have scattered through the paragraph are pretty basic and easy. But if you don't know or like Kanji....good luck being literate here.
Even if you know the vocabulary for every word in a sentence, if you get stuck on a Kanji, it can drive you crazy.

Here are the Kanji for this paragraph.
飲み物 drink 人 person   同じ same   新幹線 bullet train   買います buy  京都 Kyoto  私 I   人 person  好き like  合う meet

Now, can you understand the paragraph? If you hadn't noticed, the order of the words of the paragraph are just written backwards. From left to right. As you can probably attest, reading backwards or up or down isn't really much of a challenge. Japanese reads from top to bottom left to right.

The real challenge in reading is learning Kanji.
The real challenge in listening is accustoming yourself to the jumbled, almost backwards from English word order.

So even if I were to use English (words that you've listened to your whole life), if I were to read this paragraph again to you.

Drink a person this buy probably should you, questions these both to responses same the share you if. Train bullet the take or, tickets express limited reserved buy, "go just" rather you would, Week Golden during Kyoto to travel booking were you if. 2) Younger were you when travel overseas/snowboard/ski you did? 1):Are this of sense good a you give can that questions two. Life in fundamentals similar share or/and, compatible are I and person this if wonder I. More know wanna and curious I'm. "Person this like I, hey"--Yourself to wonder might you, new someone meet you when.

Could you understand it?
Welcome to Japanese.
Sure there's many more details I could give, but they'd probably bore you faster than this may have already.


POST SCRIPT
On the flip side, should you know native Japanese speakers who you can understand when they speak to you in English, and vice versa, then congratulations is in order, because the difficulties and challenges go both ways!


Thursday, March 01, 2007

Are Graduations meant to be boring?

March 1st is graduation day. This year it fell on a Thursday, which meant that the festivities happened during a school day with no classes for any of the students. This also means that the turnout for observers is quite few due to it being a workday. The audience consisted of mostly housewife mothers. The graduates wear their normal uniform, and sit through a pretty boring ceremony. Though, do realize that perhaps my inability to understand long droning speeches in Japanese may affect the veracity of my opinion. The ceremony began with each San-nen-sei (3rd year students or seniors) entering the gym in pairs, bowing in unison, then walking to their seats.
The ichi-nen-sei and ni-nen-sei (1st and 2nd years) sit in the back of the gym, occasionally being prodded by teachers to wake up and pay attention. I'm not sure if I ever mentioned the little towlie fetish these girls have, but they bring those little square handtowels with them everywhere. I'm not really sure of their purpose, but i bought one and carried it around to see what the big deal was, and it wasn't that great.
This photo is to give you an idea of the amount of on-seers attending their child's graduation.After all the students are seated, each homeroom teacher takes roll and each student says "hai" for the last time in their high school career.

Afterwards, the teachers had a special bento box graduation lunch. I am covering the clam i devoured before realizing I should take a picture of it. And if this is natto rice, then i like natto.

Shimada vs. Covina

So, I'm not saying that just because American graduation ceremonies are bigger and more colorful, with most students having their whole family present with annoying props such as those hand horns, leis, and balloons.....that because of these reasons, that they are better or more interesting.
Because I will admit that while I yelled at my brothers for ditching Cynthia's ceremony (in which she was a speaker as senior class president) because they are too boring, I secretly envied Ricky's jerkish reply "I made a vow to never go to any other boring ceremonies after sitting through my wedding."

Walking in.....





I guess I thought that Americans and Japanese both shared the enthusiasm for buying unnecessarily large and colorful, while conpletely non-functional gifts like balloons and stuffed animals. But I guess not, because I saw very few parents with any congratulatory gifts for their kids.
Shoganai, ne?